Training Men ??

Men should come with a booklet;
When you marry them for life.
A book that tells how to train them;
A must for every wife!

Explaining how to teach things;
Like answering your calls.
And how to prepare their dirty laundry;
So you don't get dreaded "sockballs"!

How to put the toilet seat up;
After they finish peeing.
Or maybe they can sit down to go;
So no drippings they'd be leaving!

Simple things like how to pick up;
Their clothes from off the floors.
Instead of leaving them on backs of chairs;
Or flung over top the doors!

How to replace the toothpaste cap;
On the top of the toothpaste tube.
And watch the language when you speak;
It's a breast and not a Boob!

Some of them even like to cook;
On the outdoor grill they’re the master.
Unfortunately when they leave the kitchen;
You need to rent a sand blaster!

The list could go on endlessly;
But I'm afraid we're out of luck.
If you're like me, you said "I Do."
And now we're just plain stuck!

We already had the wedding day;
And our future is our fate.
Mine never came with a booklet;
And now it’s just too late!

© Betty Hawkins 2003
(All Rights Reserved)